It's Disconcerting to Look Out Your Window and See Someone Staring Back

There is this giant gray goose. He resides in the pond directly behind my apartment. I think he and his goose friends are stalking me. I've had run-ins with geese before. Once a goose got in front of my small silver car and had a honking war with me. He might have confused my car for an attractive lady goose. He made me a tad late for class. That's one excuse the professor would have had trouble believing. "No really, sir. A goose tried to mate with my vehicle. And I was inside. Luckily it didn't set off the airbags!" This goose could have followed me from Arkansas. They do migrate. Anyway, I looked out the window today, to admire the view, the pretty pond and whatnot...and there are two huge geese standing right outside my window, staring in at me. What is it with these birds? As if the constant honking wasn't enough, now they have be creepy peeping toms, too?